Over the past week and a half I have figured out something monumental. I no longer have to stay in one spot. I can move across the floor of my own volition!

This means I can crawl across the room, lick the walls, harass Twizzle,

stick my fingers in those electrical outlets and pull over music stands while trapped inside Oboe gig bags.

Watch out world! Secure your valuables and breakables and prepare to rescue me from all sorts of predicaments! I am a crawling baby!