In honor of my eleven month milestone yesterday, allow me to brag a little about all the things I have recently learned to do… (besides standing, of course, because I have still eluded mom the shutterbug with that trick.)

I can sit on a chair.

I can play rather forte on the piano.

I can play on the big playground structure and scare mom by going headfirst down the big tunnel slide.

I can be trusted to hold an egg without breaking it.

I can eat while holding a spoon.

Yup. I am capable of some pretty fantastic things. So, now can I have my own iPhone, dad?